ZOË EITEL | EGOTISTICAL JOURNALIST

The relationship I have with writing is one in which I try to make words happen in an order that makes sense, and sometimes it works. Most of the time, I'm left rambling about why people should care about my thoughts on what Hollywood is doing or why my taste in television is better than their friends'. But I have a degree in Multimedia Magazine Journalism and I watch an exorbitant amount of TV—though it still always ends up being less than I'd like—so everyone should listen to me rather than that guy over there, right?